I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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