THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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