omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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