Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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