on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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