Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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