the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Damn victory sex feels great
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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