Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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