Dual....:-)
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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