one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I wish i was in the wii world.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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