k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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