My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I want her autograph on my taint
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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