she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
The ass gains better be worth it
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