After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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