forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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