its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
