Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
