He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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