And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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