yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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