We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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