covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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