Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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