all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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