i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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