i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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