It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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