i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
