This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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