I think my vagina is haunted
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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