Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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