i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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