Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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