Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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