love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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