i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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