what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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