Its about making memories worth repressing
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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