i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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