Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
i will never coherently bang her
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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