I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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