I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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