you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
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