she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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