so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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