Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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