I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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