I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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