Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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