just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
3 2 1 whiskey
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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